Thursday, November 1, 2007

showdown by the elevator.

It was 9.06am.
Yesterday morning.
With the mailbot.
Straight on.



I decided there was nothing for it but to stand my ground, and see what happened.
AND THE BLOODY THING NEARLY MOWED ME DOWN.
It didn't stop.
I had to leap out of the way at the last moment.

I was informed later that my Nemesis follows an invisible line drawn on the carpetting through the hallways.
And cares NOT A WHIT for obstacles, human or otherwise.
Well done, Dalek Sek, your species lives on in the cyber mail machines at the cee.bee.cee.

Imagine the headlines, i thought wryly.
CASUAL EMPLOYEE FOUND DEAD BENEATH MAILMOBILE
News at 6.
6 in the morning, that is.

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