Oh, Harpers Weekly.

"... A poem written by [Barack] Obama in 1981 was discovered and republished:
Under water grottos, caverns
Filled with apes
That eat figs
Stepping on the figs
That the apes
Eat, they crunch
The apes howl, bare
Their fangs, dance,
Tumble in the
Rushing water
Musty, wet pelts
Glistening in the blue."

(although shouldn't that be "written in 1981 by [Barack] Obama"? Tsk Tsk.