Isn't that always the way. I say I'm going to quit something and then somehow end up revisiting it with renewed fervour.Though this isn't much of a fervourous (sic) post, to be sure. But it's amusing. Marginally amusing, anyhow. From Harpers' Weekly:
Police in Fresno apprehended a man for breaking into a house, rubbing cooking spices on the body of one sleeping resident, and assaulting another resident with a sausage.
How do they find this stuff?